Last Night's News: Everything Is Awful

In case you were out actually having a life last night or something, let me catch you up on the late-breaking news. (Spoiler: It's all bad.) Steve Jobs resigned as CEO of Apple for health reasons. Slate laid of a bunch of people, including June Thomas, Jack Shafer, Timothy Noah, and Juliet Lapidos. Oh, and there's that hurricane thing. So if things seem a little gloomy this morning, well, now you know.