Charlie's Angels: Just . . . no.

I made it through exactly six and a half minutes of the new Charlie's Angels. Funnily enough, a friend of mine made it to the exact same point, which I didn't realize until after I stopped the video and looked at the clock. Six and a half minutes in is where the show goes from "slick but boring generic action stuff" to "dialogue and interactions so ridiculously awful that I can't stand another second." I wanted this to be good, given my attachment to some of the people involved, but it's just awful. Oh well.